So, I went camping with some friends this past weekend. It was a good time. Great weather, great people, and beautiful scenery. And what's more, we all learned some very important life lessons during our time together. I'd like to take a moment to impart some of that valuable knowledge.
- Beware the ricochet when using a hatchet (Please ask Mr. Cole if you want details).
- Always carry an Army-issue tourniquet (this lesson comes in handy if you neglect to follow lesson # 1).
- Water- resistant is no match for water-proof (especially true of tents and sleeping bags).
- Rocks are not good bedfellows.
- Don't make fun of the over-prepared camper (he's probably the one who has the tourniquet when you need it most).
- Last but not least:
Rule #1: Never talk about Mickey bombs.
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